Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Air Pollution - Hippies 4 Life

One would ask him or herself how to join the fight against pollution, one way or another. Well, all forms of pollution are an important issue but we will help you with air first. *wheeze*.

-Motor Vehicles: Some, if most of us own a vroom vroom. These metal shells provide us with a form of transport. No doubt, they are quick and efficient, however, they stink. These hulking mass of steel and iron gargle petroleum like it was Saturday night. So, as you would have figured out by now, don't use personal transport. Just get on a bus. Sure, the wait is a pain in the a**, and that old woman that's staring at you from the opposite seat may be creepy, but at least you're saving the environment. Go hippies. Hoorah. And if you think the idea of taking the bus is really such an unbearable idea that it feels like a blade through your arm, ride a bike.

-Lights: Illumination. Provides us with the ability to see what is in front of us, not stumbling like some guy who has had too much to drink at the bar. The basic step, if you see a light not in use, off it. The simple act of flipping a switch leads to a small amount of electricity being saved. This, in turn, allows the power plant to stop churning out as much. Less poof poofs.

-Heat and Cold: We have one of the best inventions to look at in this topic. The air-conditioner uses a s**t load of electricity. So, as an alternate way of providing cold to your sleeping conditions, just strip. Yep, don't wear any clothes. Coooool. Nudist party!!!

-Plants and Trees: You know those pieces of paper we use to disturb chee hau all the time? If we use more paper to disturb him, more trees would be cut down. So, to save the trees, who have no mouths to thank us with, just reuse paper. Throw a piece at chee hau? Throw it again. And since these trees are the producers to our precious oxygen.....well, this speaks for itself, eh?

That's all for today's post. Check back for more, yeah?

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